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May 13th, 2010 by · No Comments · Armchair Fan, De Bunker

With less than a month to go there is plenty going on from the countries who get to experience the security measures being put in place. Let”s have a quick swim round the sewage outlet pipe of news.

So, Landon Donovan that well known mind-games player has rolled out the big gun. Rooney is tired. There, he said it. That”s it. Capello”s master plans are a busted flush. Golly those American”s are a clever lot. England should not turn up for the first Group game at this rate.  The next revelation will be that Crouch is overly tall.

In other news, the multi trophy winning, shrinking violet, Sam Allardyce has offered his advice to Fabio Capello on the non-selection of Paul Robinson. Apparently “13 clean sheets talk for themselves”. Sounds like an advert for super absorbent toilet roll if you ask us.

Argentina have left out two Inter Milan players from their squad. So a team that reaches the Champions League final has players that are spares. There must be a black market in unused players, or some kind of nationality transference scheme? The England cricket team have it sorted with all the South casino jameshallison Africans playing, surely the football team can work something out.

Totti has been left at home. No jokes please about plenty of Totty still going though.

The only Australian player anyone knows the name of – Harry Cool, sorry Keweeellll, is in the squad but is injured.

The Germans do not have a single player from current champions Wolfsburg in the squad. Think about that for a minute. OK bored now? Us too.

And finally, Sir Lord David of Leyton Beckham (you know its coming) has managed to bag one of the few BA flights to deliver what looked like a cardboard box to Sepp Blogger of FIFA. It was either full of a brilliantly put together bid, full of cash or compromising photo”s of Michele Platini. We hope it”s all three.

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